Silver: WELL. I could list about 94 days when my life changed? And that just recently. Pretty much EVERY DAY my life changes, basically.
Me: Okay, please pick just one or two and be specific.
Silver: Okay how about THE TIME I WAS KIDNAPPED FROM MY SISTER AND MY TRIBE AND STUCK IN A CELL BY SCEPTCO that’s a pretty good one.
Me: Yes, that one works.
Silver: Ohhhh, what about WHEN I WAS SEDATED IN MY CELL AND WHILE I WAS PASSED OUT FOR TWO WEEKS THEY PUT WINGS ON ME AND PUMPED MY BODY FULL OF CHEMICALS AND THEN I WOKE UP AND I WAS A MONSTER that’s a pretty good one too.
Me: *facepalm* yes that one works too.
~much love from your probably very evil pickle but we won’t talk about that